alexander:

butterearsgaptooth:

alexander:

me texting: …and im not gonna stop until your nut is thrusted so far up my ass your babies start growing in my lungs and, in 9 months, i WILL sneeze out your full born child

me in person:

Who the fuck are you texting?

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jumex:

tumblr is the only site where u can say some innocuous thing like i love banana bread! n someone will be like…well banana bread killed my mother. are you happy? and thats why ill never leave

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kevcanuck59:

“No one has ever become poor by giving.”

— Anne Frank, diary of Anne Frank
(via goodreadss)

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xcathenny:

heterocetera:

His girl and her gay friend reading this:

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theshitneyspears:

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

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surprisebitch:

goopy-amethyst:

isa-ghost:

mimiloverfox:

onehundredpuppies:

magnumpicactus:

merryfuckincolours:

magnumpicactus:

pikaglove:

magnumpicactus:

magnumpicactus:

Oh yeah hey guys I had an actual chat with a pornbot

I’M SCREAMING!!!!

Yeeeeee

Holy fuck

I told you.

I’m screaming

Pornbots: become human!!!

SHE WENT DEVIANT

Hope she doesn’t get fired for sharing the truth

PORNBOTS: BECOME HUMAN

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